I too love a good chili dog, but onions are a requirement. Please report back if you go. It’d be pretty funny (but not surprising) if he did charge for them.
“Onions - an ode to Costco - $1.50”
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How much do I get charged if I keep the plastic knife?
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$50, plastic was molded by Gods.
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By that reasoning, why should steakhouses exist at all?
Current prices are:
Dry Aged Brooklyn Broil
Ribeye 79
Bone-In NY Strip 75
T-Bone 78
Porterhouse 185
APL Selects
Filet Mignon 58
NY Strip "Prime Rib"English Cut / King’s Cut 48/56
Skirt Steak Crispy Chicken Skin Gravy 34
For comparison, Gwen charges:
New York Strip, Creekstone, 16oz $65
Hanger Steak, Creekstone, 8oz $45
Bone-In Ribeye, Creekstone, 30 day dry aged, 34oz $135
Bone-In Ribeye, Creekstone, 80 day dry aged $MP
Because humans, generally, are lazy AF
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Some of us just don’t enjoy cooking.
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Because the calf in my backyard ain’t ready for slaughter yet.
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It is for me. Also, steak houses have access to meat we mortals can only dream of, not to mention special aging rooms and high octane grills.
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APL Comedy Jam 2018 - where are you guys performing tonight?
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Who said anything about them not needing to exist? I didn’t. I just said that a high end steakhouse needs to be on point. Meaning, if it’s not terribly hard to buy a good steak and cook it nicely, then a high end place serving something rather similar needs to be all that much better.
The Grill in NY is one of my favorite places recently. It’s a high end steakhouse, but the food and experiences deliver at a very high level, and the dishes are consistently good across the board. It’s probably slightly more expensive than APL, but I don’t mind, because the execution is great.
I think Gwen is a high end steakhouse, not your average steakhouse, and it should be subject to the same level of scrutiny.
For business meetings
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And professional athletes.
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I’m willing to bet that Barbeque Chicken is Shaq’s restaurant’s specialty.
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Great joke that actually made me laugh
I wonder if you know what I was trying to get at. 
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I don’t get this part of the thread at all, but I don’t care b/c it made me laugh, Canteen Boy, and this is why I f*ckin’ love FTC. 
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I also watch NBA on TNT
(unfortunately I don’t know how to post a gif lol)
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Wait, Shaq or Chuck?
EDIT: Oops, wrong reference
It’s Shaq! Shaq attack!