You don't want a corgi. That breed is way too smart, way too inquisitive, way too comical, way too lovable, way too loyal, has way too much person- ality and too too so f'in' cute. Doesn't that sound awful? Of course it does - who'd want a family member like that, right? Oh yeah, they shake their little money-makers like the charming little Welsh tarts that they are. Who let them into our country?