L.A. restaurants that you wouldn't return to . And why?

Those look like a bunch of used condoms at the end of a porno shoot.

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Well… now that you mention it :expressionless:.

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What an imagination you have.

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Sorry, that Jay Rayner review must still be floating around in my brain somewhere

http://foodtalkcentral.com/t/le-cinq-jay-rayner/5427?u=porkybelly

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In 2012 or so West LA meal was a transcendent experience for me.
Recently visited both DTLA and WestLA in December 2016. West LA was much much better than DTLA. Keizo is nowhere to be seen at either. All of your comments are definitely on point!

Alma @ the Standard. Many stellar meals there and suddenly one that was bad, and a second one worse (Alma - Adventures of an Experimentalist Diner - #12 by beam).

Are those pix of next month’s DOTM nom by @PorkyBelly? :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Okay I read your post.

At first I thought you had lost your mind. Then after reading the Le Cinq review I realized you were quoting. But based on your above reply I do think you could have come up with those too :wink:.

That review was hysterical. I loved this one “It is decorated in various shades of taupe, biscuit and fuck you.”

Based on the review the food seems awful. I wonder what Julia Child would would make of all this molecular-gastronomy, spherification jazz.

I’m glad we’re back to having fun.

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Dang dude - how’d you place each one so neatly after each “shot”? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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That was f-ing funny!!!

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Okay. Back to work.

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You started it - the picture, I mean.:joy:

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Okay. I’ll translate. My phone is dying and I’m not near a computer :grin:.

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We used to go to the DTLA location regularly (if not frequently!). It was a splurge but we were always very happy, especially while Masashi Ito was still behind the bar. After he left for New York, we no longer enjoyed Zo as much. And the last time we went, maybe 6 weeks ago, the pieces were even smaller than usual, the quality wasn’t as high, and the bill was ridiculous compared to before. We won’t go back.

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what if someone saved the food in used condoms ?

depends on who used them.

:scream:

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bangkok, is weird but iz true.

http://sushizo.us/locations.html

bangkok good sushi city ?

who

did you mean jazz or jizz ? :slight_smile:

Convince me.