The Squat and Gobble (I and II) in SF were, last I was there, perfectly good breakfasty cafe type places. Granted, last I was there was probably 15 years ago, and I'm sure the clientele hasn't improved.
There's a place in Chicago in Ukranian Villiage called Takee Outee, which serves standard drunk/stoned 3am chinese food, heavy on the grease and msg and mystery asian disguise sauce. A little googling shows that the name, or variations on it, are pretty common.
I'm surprised that the name has survived. Certainly no one would name a new place like that, anymore than you'd find a "No tickee no washee" laundry service.
Then there's names that are just flat out WRONG, specifically
the Nice Vice Creamery in Vancouver, which proclaims itself 100% dairy free, and always makes me die a little inside when I walk past it.