Because the world is pretty much perfect as it is, and thus we have all this spare time to engage in this discussion…
What idiot doesn’t know what a cheeseburger looks like?
I support the cheese on top version*, because I read from top to bottom. Cheese, then burger. If the cheese were on the bottom, we’d have to call the emoji a burgercheese.
*even though I would put the cheese on the bottom if I were assembling a cheeseburger
We use English muffins rather than buns so there’s little difference between the top and bottom when it comes to eating. And the cheese goes on while it’s cooking so, at that time, it’s the top. Right???
I loled at the car wash, thanks.