Cracker Barrel faces blowback after adding Impossible sausage to menu

I haven’t been to Cracker Barrel in at least 15 years, but I will say this: They made the best baked potatoes I’ve ever had. Their crispy skin with coarse salt and pepper was amazing. Part of the secret was wrapping the potatoes in aluminum foil.

But I digress: Impossible Sausage is better than most of the other crap on their menu.

Yes. There is Impossible sausage on the menu. Know what else is on the menu? Regular sausage.

They wail and gnash their teeth about an OPTION but we’re the fragile snowflakes.

“I say we take off, nuke this place from orbit. Only way to be sure.”


This. I’m definitely a carnivore/omnivore, but there’s nothing wrong with having alternatives. Live and let live. Get over it, people.

You’d think extreme right-wingers would appreciate that Impossible sausage is factory-made and uses GMOs. Plant-based? You bet!