In life, you count on 3 things: death, taxes, and DoTM. Heh.
Previous winners:
2016
July: BBQ/GRILLED MEATS
August: COLD (POSSIBLY FROZEN) NON-DESSERT ITEMS
September: THAI
October: CHEAP EATS
November: THANKSGIVING/HARVEST
December: GONADS (incl sperm and eggs), PIES, and CURRY
2017
January: SOUP/STEWS
February: CHICKEN
March: DUMPLINGS
April: SOUTH ASIAN
May: FRUIT
June: FOOD ON A STICK.
Noms in ALL CAPS and due by 11:59PM on 06/27.
@ipsedixit: a pin, please!