who knew restaurant drama could be so interesting. obviously take everything below with a grain of salt, but hey if you’re looking for entertainment at 5p on a Wednesday, click away!
“I love cats, mice. And every other animal under gods/allah whatever each religion calls him/her and have loved all animals since I was a child,” Aghajanian wrote in a message to a reporter. “I have problems killing lobster, and usually try to do it in the most humane way possible.”
possible i guess, but that’s some insane shit to just make up. just the logistics of wanking it with cat claws around seems too much for me, but what do i know.