o.k., i haven’t been in a while, but how come this bad service thing never happened to me at jitlada? i mean, i’m unhip, fat, ugly and lack anything approaching “charm.” and baby, i am NOT a patient man. d.c. restaurants used to send me into paroxysms because they’d never bring the fucking check. and don’t even get me started on – shudder – vancouver.
why the hell am i so special these service nightmares never happened to me?
Yeah, I left out the part where they seemed very attentive to certain tables and… not to others. But perhaps those people were regulars (I certainly didn’t recognize them myself). Of course you should be attentive to regulars… But not at the expensive of virtually ignoring other customers.