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This does remind me of that twitter account - GUYS! People aren’t allowed to bring Peanut Butter for lunch anymore and the WSJ is ON IT. (https://twitter.com/nytonit)
This is not news to anyone in the entire country with a school age kid. The key is finding any alternatives that aren’t chock full of sugar (spoiler: you’re SOL).
Not to berate you, Ipse. More to bemoan the “news” media.
I would be honored if you did berate me.