[WSJ] Americans Eat 554 Million Jack in the Box Tacos a Year, and No One Knows Why



But I will say, the opening paragraph IS more or less correct. Jack in the Box tacos are awful and weird, like some deep-fried hellscape mingling its unholy cafeteria-grade meat byproduct with a slice of orange processed-cheese-like-approximation-of-food into some eldritch notion of taste and texture that would surely repulse any sane human with a working palate. But somehow, I am drawn to it, by forces so perverse, so clearly of alien origin that mere contemplation sets one’s skin a-crawl. And despite my full knowledge of the horror that awaits me, I order… and I eat. God help me, I eat all of it.

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!

If you copy the title of the article into the Google search window, it should come up. That’s what usually works for me. It did on this article.

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