Epic Michelin three-star fail


Le Cinq - Jay Rayner

“It is decorated in various shades of taupe, biscuit and fuck you.”



god who thinks of this presentation.


Delicious ? or just plain bad ?

That makes me hungry


@What’s the oconversion of Euros to US dollars b/c I can’t wrap my head around the plice ?


Currently 1 Euro = $1.06

So the meal was about $630


Add 10% to approximate what the $ charge would be on your credit card.


Per personage ?


I think that was all in. so $315 per person?

Yep: “Meal for two, including service and modest wine: €600 (£520)”


Not as bad as i thought.

Still food that looks like science project


“It’s like eating a condom that’s been left lying about in a dusty greengrocer’s,"



is that privilege for 400/per person ?