The words “bang bang” and “Glendale” had barely rolled off my tongue before the idea was emphatically torpedoed by my lunch guests 
A single bang, then, to Mini Kabob.
We timed an online order with a 25 minute ETA to go through the moment Google Maps displayed the same. When we arrived, the food was piping hot off the grill in the process of being boxed up. Perfect timing!
We ordered:
Chicken shish kabob plate
Steak shish kabob plate
Eggplant “caviar”
Shirazi
A la carte falafel
Imported Armenian pear soda
The eggplant caviar was the show stopper. This was possibly the best “dip” I’ve ever had. Luscious and delicious with just the right amount of heat.
Next up, a tie between the chicken shish and the falafel. The chicken was cooked perfectly tender, while still retaining moist juiciness. The falafel, meanwhile, was denser and more hearty than any other I’ve had in LA. The closest in quality and taste to any falafel I have had outside of the Middle East.
The shirazi was fantastic. Super fresh and refreshing with just the right amount of vinaigrette. This place excels when it comes to veggies just as much as meats.
The steak shish was pretty good, cooked to medium rare as ordered, and had good flavor. However, we felt it was a little less tender than desired.
The shish sides - rice, tomato, hummus, lavash, etc., were all expertly cooked, delicious complements to the shish.
The only thing we didn’t like - the Armenian pear soda. In my mind, based on no credible information whatsoever, I was expecting something similar to one of those those Italian fruit sodas. Instead, what we got was a cloyingly sweet artificial “pear” drink. I can overlook sweetness when the flavor is good enough, but I don’t think there was a trace of real pear in it. My gf thought it tasted like double bubble gum. The soda is a pass.
Overall, a fantastic meal that more than lived up to the reputation and praise.
PS - the online ordering system does not note that the shish entree plates come with lavash, so we ordered a side bag of lavash. It turns out that yes, the entrees most certainly come with lavash. We couldn’t finish all the lavash that came with our entrees, and went home with a sky high bag of lavash…oops! There are certainly worse problems to have 