Worst restaurant names of all time

At first I read it as Dia Per Sushi.

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Here’s my Chinese restaurant compilation.

https://www.menuism.com/blog/best-oddly-named-chinese-restaurants/

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Lol, really great!

any derivative of PHO KING is so low effort.

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As is Wok ‘n’ Roll or Wok to Wok.

If famed sushi Chef Keiji Nakazawa were to venture into making Vietnamese noodles, he’s for sure call it Pho Sho…

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There’s already a Pho Show in Culver City. It’s not bad.

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I’m waiting for a Muppet-themed Asian fusion place called Wok-a Wok-a…

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I’m not sure this is actually a bad name, but it’s ridiculous.

https://myfuckingrestaurant.com/?lang=en

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Well, no one is gonna forget it, that’s for fucking sure.

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Squat and Gobble gets my vote for non-scatological name. Said to be child-friendly, such a great reference for decent eating habits to say nothing of table manners.

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Godwin’s Law at work: This restaurant name was so bad, NPR reported on it a few years back…

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What kind of food do they serve? Soup?

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“It’s Thai Hometaurant” – not my favorite portmanteau (or Thai restaurant for that matter).

Oh I’ve got another – “Phuket I’m Vegan” is a Thai delivery place. That’s not how you pronounce Phuket (a pretty, sleazy Thai island), by the way. I haven’t tried it and never will.

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I think I’ve been there, if it’s in Deerfield Beach, FL.