Vespertine - The Gaffe of Kahn

My first Vespertine experience. We did the you cook it yourself thing. I have two thoughts. One is that there were only a few superlative courses. The other is that it is some of the most fun I’ve had since the pandemic started and I absolutely loved the experience! Carving out a few hours after the baby went to sleep and cooking (but not REALLY cooking) was a great way to blow off some steam.

Favorites:

  • Both drinks (Granny Smith and How Does Snoop Dogg Use Lemongrass?)
  • Pear (right off the bat, maybe my favorite bite. Also required the least amount of work so maybe something to that :slight_smile: )
  • Duck (specifically the bite of the duck; tasted like everything great Thai food can be. The soup was fairly forgettable and I was completely unable to whip up any foam)
  • Idiazabal (had it day 2; so crunchy and sweet and umami-y and fun)

Next best:

  • Bacon (completely blew the presentation, but the flavor was still there and your usual delicious bacon + sweet)
  • Beef (even better as leftovers day 2)

Just Ok:

  • Halibut (this was perhaps the most FUN of all the courses to make, but the “steam” didn’t really bring up any new aroma and while I did really like the custard, the overall flavor of the dish was a little subtle for my liking)
  • Oyster Cream (This was mostly my fault; I completely blew the prescribed sizes, though in my defense I just put in what they gave me. As it is, surprise surprise the balance was off)
  • Chocolate (the ganache and the lime were really good, but everything else kind of got lost)

Mise

Granny Smith (with flaming sage)

Pear

Oyster Cream

Duck

Snoop + Lemongrass


Halibut

Beef

Idiazabal

Bacon

Chocolate

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come again?

Through this ephemeral vessel, our bespoke offerings are designed to bridge environment and experience, building on our fundamental principles of hospitality as a holistic conduit to nurture connectivity.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CKQGi6fJ44S/

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what type of person does this menu appeal to

Jordan Kahn.

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da fuk? I’m disappointed there’s no edible succulents embedded in brick.

Atmospheric Box:

Handmade Flatware made from Coconut Fiber (Set

of 2)

Handmade Flax Linen Napkins (Set of 2)

Bottle of Cleansing Desert Cedar Spray

Selenite Charging Crystal

Sachet of Wild Crafted Tea

Handmade Wildcrafted Incense

Sparkling California Redwood Juice

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That is 1725% of the US recommended daily allowance of fiber intake. #WhoNeedsPruneJuiceAnyways

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Vespertine is actually a Portlandia bit. Jordan Kahn is a Fred Armisen character.

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I remember when I ate at Red Medicine my initial reaction was that it reminded me of reading Michael Crichton’s Jurassic Park -witch read like a great first draft of a novel. Jordan Kahn’s food when it misses is like that - interesting concept just not thought all the way through

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What might be the difference between “Wild Crafted” and “Wildcrafted” - or is this lousy proofreading?

I just … what did they do to the tree to get the juice?

(I am so very much not their target audience.)

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It’s not red, so maybe sparkling wine infused with redwood leaves?

Almond praline and redwood ice aftermath. Amazing dessert course with redwood juice pairing.

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Oh my, that picture reminded me how damn difficult it is to eat out of that vessel. It didn’t help that they are pitch black and the lighting is sharp and directly overhead. Not only is it hard to get your spoon in there, it’s hard to see what’s inside too! For me it was too much form over function.

Question #1: what does wild crafted/wildcrafted mean?

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They went foraging of had someone forage the ingredients for them. I know them and N/Naka used to work with Pascal Baudar

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Question #2: who ordered this?

Question #3: why?

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Something foraged is wild. I think they add “crafted” to indicate someone did something to it.

One of his books is the new wildcrafted cuisine i believe

http://www.urbanoutdoorskills.com/books.html

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Vespertine Oaxaca coming up next, $95/person




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The one where Bill Esparza @streetgourmetla just burns/drags Chef Jordan Kahn…
https://twitter.com/streetgourmetla/status/1369149489659834370?s=21

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¡Le arde! Feel that burn…

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